To,

Mrs.Oxygen

        with love

From,

Mr.Sulphur Rhombic
No:16
Autotrophic street
Volcanic city

Dear Oxy Darling,
  There is nothing more difficult for an unpleasant smelling element like me who is the father of more than a few children than to write a letter to the mother of many children. This letter shows how much I love you and how much you can react with me.You are the dearest element in the world. You are a friendly lady to all other elements on earth irrespective of divisions like s,p,d,f blocks, alkali, alkaline, transitional, inner transitional, halogens, groups, periods, etc. I fell in love with you when I met you for the first time in the gas cylinder in the laboratory.I love you not only because you are impartial to all.You support the life of many organisms.If you don't mind, may I see you in the anode in voltmeter during electrolysis of water?
  Let me have a few words regarding my qualities and about my family. As you know you are the first and I am the second of our family.I am a handsome yellow solid with beautiful structure and a good heart.
 So here's my heart for you.Everyone gets attracted to me.That's how and why I had to marry hydrogen. I am very bad conductor of heat and electricity. My eldest son hydrogen sulphide though pungent smelling as he eats a lot of rotten egg, he hold a good position in the "INSTITUTE OF PRACTICALS - THE LABORATORY".Another son of mine -Sulphuric acid- is called the king of chemicals. He is the product of "Contact Chamber" where he is being produced as a corrosive acid.Moreover he is a diabasic acid.Isn't that good?Oleum is yet another distant relative of his and he too is a product of the contact chamber along with him.Even though I reside in extreme conditions like volcanised regions, fossil decomposed areas, I live as a free guy in nature. My close friends are Iron pyrites, Copper pyrites,Cinnabar,Galena,Gypsum. My native place is seven hundred to twelve thousand feets beneath the earth. I come out of my den by "Frach Process". Carbon Disulphide is my sister and she is a good solvent. I am of great importance in antisceptics, fungicides, vulcanisation of rubber, fireworks etc.
 Your daughter ozone is sacrificing her life and guarding us from cosmic enemies. That's really sweet of her. You are a very lucky mother indeed.I don't know why you married that clumsy headed , dinatured and isolated hydrogen.
I am happy to know that you have kept up your virginity. But I have to agree that your combined state water is called the universal constant.
 Next about our partnership: Our pairing is gonna be great.We will look much better than Hrithik Roshan and Suzzane or Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie or Aiswarya Rai or Abhishek Bhachan.The whole world will come to know about our marriage as we will produce a bright blue light as I tie the holy thread around your neck. We will have children and will name them Sulphur dioxide, Sulphur trioxide and Iron sulphide etc.
 Please note: I am one among the triplets. My brother are plastics and monoclinic. So I request you not to yet confused between them and me.So I'll be waiting for your early reaction and reply. Hope we meet soon. I'll be with you in all the difficult situations of life. Hydrogen is mentioned as the wife of sulphur and husband of oxygen because its reaction as an acidic one and a basic one is taken into considerations. People will give gossips regarding this. But we don't have to worry about it. I love you. And it's TRUE LOVE....!

                                                                                      Yours lovingly
                                                                                       Sulphur Rhombic

To,
Mrs.Oxygen,
(M/o) Miss Ozone,
P-block elements,
Group 6,
2nd Period city.

Daniya Davis